Welcome!

We are so glad that you decided to volunteer for our groundbreaking experiment.

Some called us crazy or insane for doing something so radically new, but we shall prove them wrong!

The only way to save life as we know it is to shove it into this gaudy bio-cuboid.

Now, the reason you're here is to make sure that everything is completely safe before we relocate a variety of different flora and fauna into it.

The only problem for you is that you'll never be able to leave. It's a bit of a bummer, but you did sign up for it.

I mean, we don't want anything to escape into the possible irradiated hellscape that could happen in a few years from now.

So, goodbye, and have some fun!