The bio-cuboid's boring.
You've been chillaxing for 5 years and you're bored.
Despite what you might've thought, there's not really anything to do in the bio-cuboid—and it's gaudy as all get out.
You probably should've read the fine print before agreeing to the experiment.
You've been investigating for a bit, and you think you've found a way out.
You found a piece of paper that said that if something were to go horrifically wrong, the door would automatically open.
After spending a few years studying the social dynamics of the local flora, you've noticed that they are ruthless bullies.
If there's one thing that bullies love, it's to pick on beings different from them.
Today is the day to break the metaphorical camel's back!
Today you will escape!
Click here to escape the bio-cuboid!